Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown, then Jill came tumbling after.
Jack got up at snapped at Jill, she had turned his misfortune into a spoof.
Jill got up, her empathy rejected, then teased “no food for fools who lose their cool – only punishment for broken crown”.
Jack did get some sense knocked into his head and said, “why up the hill? The water flows downstream!”
And so they walked and saw Diddle’s cottage. They knocked twice each, singing “Hey Diddle Diddle”
Inside was the cat with a fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon.
The dog did laugh at such good sport, and the plate ran away with the spoon.
What a weird old man Diddle is, Jack said, he needs to get a maid, I think his brain is delayed.
Then to home they hurried, on the way they passed Humpty, as he sat on the wall.
He’s been there since fall, said Jill, he’ll never grow tall.
Yup, nodded Jack, I heard he’s a washed up Horseman – Oh from Grace, what a fall.